S W I R L Y D E R I N T E R V I E W
%Snap: hi i need to do an interview on u
%Swirlyder: Can u do it next to me instead? I’m sensitive
%Snap: No that's out of the options. What got you into Survivor on PS? Were u secretly a fan of the show?
%Swirlyder: I was invited by bagon when the room was private. Thought that the room was an cool concept and had fun being a part of it so I stayed I have not seen an episode of survivor
%Snap: Seems fair enough. What's your favorite hobby in real life?
%Swirlyder: Music production when I have time for it
%Snap: Do you secretly make sixnine's beats?
%Swirlyder: Can’t say
%Snap: Already better than snitchnine. Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don't kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can't tell them why.
Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?
%Swirlyder: I’d say get pranked. Can I cuss here?
%Snap: I'm not really sure but I'll say yes. If you were to go to a restaurant and the chef sends you a meal that you literally cannot eat, how would you respond? Would you sent it back, cause a scene?
%Swirlyder: I’m a huge beta, so I wouldn’t do anything aside from ask for a new one
%Snap: what a nerd. Using only the items in your immediate vicinity, how many zombies could you take down before you're murdered?
%Swirlyder: It depends what are the zombie mechanics, do I have to stab it in the brain?
%Snap: we'll say the zombies are the traditional slow moving, "BRaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss" screaming idiots, and we'll say blunt damage can kill.
%Swirlyder: Well probably a lot since I’m in a car. Specifically 4206921
%Snap: Sounds like a very solid answer in my opinion. If no one in the world excluding you could have a Pokemon, what Pokemon would you have?
%Swirlyder: Gardevoir, she’s pretty hot for a dude
%Snap: That's kinda gay, dude
%Swirlyder: Nothing gay about two dudes hanging out and havin fun
%Snap: What's the most life changing thing you've ever experienced?
%Swirlyder: Self depreciating thoughts. Yes. Not exactly. 24
%Snap: Who do you think smells the worst out of everyone in survivor?
%Swirlyder: Soccer
%Snap: And i'm not sure how many questions I was supposed to ask but I'll end on this one. If you could shed one sentence of advice to everyone who reads this what would it be?
%Swirlyder: Try to find enjoyment in everything you do, don’t be uptight to everyone, and learn that rules are not absolute; it’s ok to make exceptions.
%Swirlyder: Can I leave now? I need to take a poopy
%Snap: yes, go poo. thank you for your time
%Swirlyder: Can u do it next to me instead? I’m sensitive
%Snap: No that's out of the options. What got you into Survivor on PS? Were u secretly a fan of the show?
%Swirlyder: I was invited by bagon when the room was private. Thought that the room was an cool concept and had fun being a part of it so I stayed I have not seen an episode of survivor
%Snap: Seems fair enough. What's your favorite hobby in real life?
%Swirlyder: Music production when I have time for it
%Snap: Do you secretly make sixnine's beats?
%Swirlyder: Can’t say
%Snap: Already better than snitchnine. Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don't kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can't tell them why.
Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?
%Swirlyder: I’d say get pranked. Can I cuss here?
%Snap: I'm not really sure but I'll say yes. If you were to go to a restaurant and the chef sends you a meal that you literally cannot eat, how would you respond? Would you sent it back, cause a scene?
%Swirlyder: I’m a huge beta, so I wouldn’t do anything aside from ask for a new one
%Snap: what a nerd. Using only the items in your immediate vicinity, how many zombies could you take down before you're murdered?
%Swirlyder: It depends what are the zombie mechanics, do I have to stab it in the brain?
%Snap: we'll say the zombies are the traditional slow moving, "BRaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss" screaming idiots, and we'll say blunt damage can kill.
%Swirlyder: Well probably a lot since I’m in a car. Specifically 4206921
%Snap: Sounds like a very solid answer in my opinion. If no one in the world excluding you could have a Pokemon, what Pokemon would you have?
%Swirlyder: Gardevoir, she’s pretty hot for a dude
%Snap: That's kinda gay, dude
%Swirlyder: Nothing gay about two dudes hanging out and havin fun
%Snap: What's the most life changing thing you've ever experienced?
%Swirlyder: Self depreciating thoughts. Yes. Not exactly. 24
%Snap: Who do you think smells the worst out of everyone in survivor?
%Swirlyder: Soccer
%Snap: And i'm not sure how many questions I was supposed to ask but I'll end on this one. If you could shed one sentence of advice to everyone who reads this what would it be?
%Swirlyder: Try to find enjoyment in everything you do, don’t be uptight to everyone, and learn that rules are not absolute; it’s ok to make exceptions.
%Swirlyder: Can I leave now? I need to take a poopy
%Snap: yes, go poo. thank you for your time